It must be hard, being a celebrity. All that pressure to look good every moment of every day and cameras pointing in your face everywhere you go – choosing what to wear must take hours of deliberation. Now imagine you’re pregnant too. Hugely pregnant. That decision must then be even more difficult, surely? Well, Angelina Jolie obviously decided that dressing up in a huge, brown, billowing parachute was the best way to go – but alas, she didn’t bank on Cannes being wet. The actress took a turn down the red carpet in her Glastonbury tent designer frock, but it wasn’t just her enormous bump drawing the stares – she’d only gone and dragged her hem through a puddle. Ange, dearest, if you must wear a gown of those proportions, at least lift it as you walk. Look, it’s so long, even poor Brad has trodden on it! Going out to meet the world’s press looking like a solied, floating curtain is NOT a good look.
